Hockey Mama for Obama

DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
THE TRUTH IS, I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
MY KID PLAYS HOCKEY, AND I'M HIS MAMA,
BUT I AM VOTING BARACK OBAMA

DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
THE TRUTH IS, I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
WHAT IF McCAIN WERE CHIEF
AND THEN HE DIED-A
YOU'D BE AS SCARY AS THE AL QAIDA

I CANNOT LET IT HAPPEN
THERE MUST BE CHANGE.
CAN'T LET YOU OF ALL RIDICULOUS PEOPLE
BE ONE HEART BEAT AWAY FROM THE HIGHEST POSITION OF LEADERSHIP IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS.
SEEING AS YOU CAN'T THINK PAST YOUR OWN RELIGION OR SAY NUCLEAR CORRECTLY FOR THAT MATTER
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU RUNNING AROUND LIKE JOE McCARTHY
ACCUSING PEOPLE OF BEING TERRORISTS BY ASSOCIATION
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING MORE INTELLIGENT TO SAY THAN
YOU BETCHA, DARN RIGHT, AND DRILL HERE.


DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
YOU DON'T GET THIS GLOBAL CRISIS.
THEY'LL WEAR BIKINIS UP IN ALASKA
AND MEXICO WILL MOVE TO NEBRASKA.

DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
THE TRUTH IS, I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
MY KID PLAYS HOCKEY, AND I WEAR LIPSTICK,
BUT I'M A THINKER, AND YOU'RE A DIPSTICK.

HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH,
I'VE ALREADY LINKED TOGETHER MORE CONSECUTIVE COMPLETE SENTENCES
THAN YOU DID IN YOUR ENTIRE DEBATE.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS LOOK AT ME TO KNOW
I DEMAND MORE THAN YOU TO BE MY MAGISTRATE.

DON'T SPEAK FOR ME SARAH PALIN!
THE TRUTH IS, I DO NOT LIKE YOU.
MY KID PLAYS HOCKEY, AND I'M HIS MAMA,
BUT I AM VOTING BARACK OBAMA