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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas"
A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
- Winston Churchill"
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx"
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill"
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright"
He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating"
He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr"
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
- Jack E. Leonard
"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
- Robert Redford
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. "
- Thomas Brackett Reed"
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
- James Reston"
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang"
He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
Saturday, March 15, 2008
When Insults Had Class
Posted by Hoots at 9:48 AM
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