China News is Hot, Hot, Hot...

The official Chinese new agency, Xinhua, ain't what it was last time I noticed.
Ronaldo's Girlfriend, Cicarelli, is featured in a photo-essay.
"Who is Ronaldo?" sez I.
Duh...That's like asking "Who's Pele?" or "Who's Michael Jordan?"
He's just one of the world's most famous sports stars. And apparently everyone in the world knows that but me.
But that's not the point. The point is, I wish I could put pictures on my blog. Check out those green eyes.