Friday, May 23, 2008

"5 reasons to love high oil prices"


Good things that could come from $200/barrel oil:
1. Your Prius is actually appreciating in value. Maybe even more than your house!
Gay marriage in California? I have not a care for that of which you speak.
3. We’ll all be able to talk fondly of the good ole days when
oil was only $133/barrel
4. Congressional Democrats get to
go all butch and kick some oil executive ass
5. It’s past time for
Mad Max fashions to come back in style. And who doesn’t love the Thunderdome!

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