The Anchoress has a great kid

Too good to miss.
Her fifteen-year-old son is guest blogging....

In Ireland you can turn any corner and run into a cow. Seriously. I'm not talking about the women, they're mostly ok looking. I mean real live cows. We had to stop traffic for them. You can open the window and touch them as you drive by. There is no light in the eye, though, an expression like no one is home. Cows have this vacant look, like Gwyneth Paltrow.

I have a great story about Ireland and cows, and it's true. [Go read about it. And hope your kid turns out as good as that.]