Saturday, October 28, 2006

Talking with God

Esther is a small-town midwestern American who is now living in Tehran with her husband Keivan, an Iranian malcontent. She is way past calling herself a youth, so is no longer offended when people call her a girl. She has been keeping a blog about her life in Iran for three years now at View from Iran.

Ahmadinejad talks with God

I happen to have the full conversation that I pieced together after talking to many Iranians. As you probably already know, Ahmadinejad is not the only leader who speaks to God, but there is also W, and, surprisingly Chirac. Last year, I heard bits and pieces of the conversation and am now ready to report it to you.

Chirac first: “Mon Dieu, what is in store for me and my country in the coming year?” Chirac asks when he encounters God.

“I’m afraid I don’t have very good news for you… You’ll have riots, cars will burn, there will be a lot of political unrest. It’s just not very good, I’m afraid.”

Chirac leaves crying. He runs into Bush on his way out. “Hey what’s up frogface?” (W and Chirac are really good friends as they keep insisting to the rest of us.)

“Nothing good, I’m afraid. What a bad year I have in front of me!”

When W comes before God,he is also the recipient of some bad news. “What can I say?” God tells him. “Last year was bad with the hurricanes and the problems in Iraq and this year will be even worse with scandals and continued problems in Iraq and vast unpopularity at home.”

W leaves crying as well. All good news for Iran’s Ahmadinejad who is certain that W’s tears will be his cries of joy and whose turn to talk to God has come. When he enters God’s heavenly conference room Ahmadinejad is drenched in God’s tears.

“I have come before you to ask what is in store for my country,” Ahmadinejad says.

“I know,” answers God. “That’s why I’m crying.”

Read it here:
Victory certain in nuclear row due to relation with God: Iran leader
(I guess he was not paying att’n…)

Addendum May 21, 2007

Two posts with foul language have been left at this post.
I'm not sure the commenter(s) realize that I'm in sympathy. Surely they (or he) must know that profanity is offensive and not apt to make anyone into a friend. Even sympathetic listeners do not want to be associated with that kind of language.

Also, I don't think the reference to "hizbolla" means the same from Iranian dissidents as it might in Lebanon, the place most Americans associate with Hezbolla.

I saw that same picture (linked above) at a post yesterday from Serendip. There is also a link to a YouTube video showing the apprehension and police abuse of a girl on the street by Iranian police. Today there are several more posts with pictures of Iranian students and others protesting the authorities.

Looks like the kettle is starting to boil.


Anonymous said...

We will have every Hizbollah women fucked by dogs.
We will send Phallus of ours into ass of All priests moslems.
We will have Khamenei and Rafsanjani and Ahmadinejad and Khatami and Akbar Ganji fucked by a great penis Of donkey and whale .
We will fuck all foreign government which help mullah.
کیر سگ تو کس ننه سید اولاد پیغمبر و کس ننه خود پیامبر اسلام.
کیر خوک تو کس ننه امام حسین.
کیر خر تو کس ننه شیعیان.
صلوات: الله و کیر خر تو کس ننه محمد و آل محمد.
This is a beautiful cultural message for you.

Anonymous said...

Please see this link that show an Iranian girl whom like other girls in islamic lands had be harmed by islamic police or had be harmed by islamic people because her topcoat were not like some model who Islamic Government had determined by Quran!

Many Iranian People do not like Islam but government Kill and harm them.

قال زهرا بنت رسول الله از جهنم:

خداوند فرمود بواسته دروغی که برخدا بسته ام و خود را بانوی برگزیده خدا درجهان نام نهادم و چادر بسر کردن را بر زنان جهان اجباری کردم و چون به خاطر گناه زهرا بنت رسول و پدرش و خاندانش بر زنان ایران ستم می شود و دختران را کتک می زنند.

خداوند امر کرده زهرای بنت رسول درجهنم کسش باز شده و اهل جهنم و بهشت بر کس او می رینند و زهدان حضرت زهرا پر از گوه شده .
و مکرو و مکرالله

حزب مبارزه با ستم اسلامگرایان (فاکرین حزب الله ) اعلام کرد چون ریشه همه بدبختی های ملت ایران و جهان اسلام است به ازای هر ظلم به هر ایرانی میلیون ها کیر خر و کیر خوک و ...کامنتی به کس و کون آل محمد رسول الله روانه خواهد کرد.

کیر و سنده خوک تو کس حضرت زهرا بنت رسول الله

به حزب ما بپیوندید و کامنت دونی ها را پر از آنچه شایسته آل محمد است کنید.

کسانی که به زبان های خارجه مسلط هستند کامنت دونی های وبلاگ های خارجی را مستفیض فرمایند.

هرکس روزانه در 10 وبلاگ انگلیسی زبان یا عرب زبان آنچه شایسته محمد رسول الله است را بنویسد تا خارجی ها متوجه علاقه ایرانیان به اسلام شوند. اگر فقط1000000 نفر هم از حزب ما استقبال کنند بزودی اکثر سایت های دارای رنکینگ اینترنت پر از ابراز نفرت ایرانیان نسبت به اسلام خواهد شد.

برای خلیج فارس بمب گوگلی درست کردید که چرا دریای فارس را عرب کرده اند فرهنگ عرب حاصل تفکر محمد رسول الله پست تر از شیطان و حیوان را به فرهنگ درخشان 2500 ساله ایرانی برگزیده اید؟ نگرانید که چرا خلیج فارس را عرب نام گذاشته اند ولی ناراحت نیستید که از بیخ عربتان کرده اند؟

ستاد حزب مبارزه با ستم اسلامگرایان.
و نحن الفاکرین الغالبون
We will have all hizbolla women fucked by dogs.
Now God say, "you must fucked Mohammad and Quran by send message to all people of world.
This message sent from Iran"