E-mail blogging today.
Anyone with email (everybody?) knows about the endless supply of cutesies and forward-thises
that clutter the inbox. Even spam filters don't stop content from loving friends who can't help themselves, but I excuse them all because "it's the thought that counts." And hey, I do the same thing myself from time to time, so I'm in a glass house.
Anyway, I got this list of actual classified ads from a buddy ijn Florida.
Are they real?
Who cares?
Enjoy...
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... Been out a while. Better be a reward.
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
3 comments:
i have been looking for a puppy and just cant seem to find one. if you live in maryland and have free puppies or up to $50.00 puppies then it would be really nice to get in touch. if you do then e-mail me at babygirltara90@msn.com.
Thank you,
Tara
Hoots, I don't have to work tomorrow so I'm burning the midnight oil. I was attempting to write another chapter in my book, "What the Fork Was I Thinking" when I heard the familiar sound of an e mail arriving. Shirley, it was going to be one of those automatic ones, but a nice surprise occurred when it turned out to be from you.
The bbq man has sent many priceless e mails in the last few years. The above being one of the many.
Anyway, good stuff. Glad your blog is moving on up to the eastside; finally getting a piece of the pie. Apologies to "The Jeffersons." v.c.
I'm sure glad that comment threads don't get a lot of attention.
Sheesh!
This is like taking a leak and pissing on your shoe by mistake.
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