Surfing fun...on the web, not the beach

There was a time when strawberries were shaped to fit into the mouth of a sparrow. That sparrow would then complement the strawberry by planting it's seeds in a distant location, complete with a little fertilizer. No wonder fruits are a diuretic. These days strawberries fit into the house wife's mouth. Strawberry farmers fill in for the sparrows.

Okay, then -- as SKB would say -- this is why I enjoy reading obscure stuff.
Where else can you come across fresh observations such as this?
This nugget was buried deep in the archives of Ascription is an Anathema to any Enthusiasm. I doubt the host would object to my calling him a geek.