This is in the wish-I'd-said-that column. I'm gonna go ahead and steal the whole post.
Check out this stunningly crass post by John Derbyshire over at National Review Online.
He manages to insinuate, in two short paragraphs, that the only reason Stephen Hawking is worried about global warming is because he has nothing better to do - like mow the lawn and chase the kids - because he is...HAW, HAW, SNORT...SO funny!... major-time DISABLED!
But it's not offensive, because he's, like, this huge fan of Hawkings...
No mention of the possibility that Hawkings is worried because...umm...like...he's the world's smartest brain?
Wanker. This is the best the conservative blogosphere has? Sheesh.