We've all heard the acronym: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here's a refresher course.
“Are you ready to order at all, yourself, sir.” “Yes, I’ll have the hearty winter-warming soup and the nourishing bowl of pasta, topped with the delicious dew-picked tomatoes, thanks. And to follow, if yourself can manage it, a plate of gag-inducing, nostril-assaulting, bacteria-laced Stilton.”
Too many years in the food business. I'm a sucker for examples that use food.